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Or you are a Nightingale
Worst you've dealt with online...
- Thread starter Tommy_861
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- wat3rm370n
The nurse or the bird?
I ordinarily hate when people call certain tracks "dirty tracks"... Because I really think drivers are dirty, not tracks.
Monte Carlo & Madrid get accused of being "dirty tracks" all the time.
Granted, there are occasionally the people who think 4-wide is possible through the chicane at Madrid AND the chicane at Monza... and yes, people get kooky sometimes in switchback hairpins.
But I think you're FAR more likely to have a bad experience on Monza.
Even without dirty drivers. All it takes is just someone impatient and half the field might as well bring metal detectors, because they'll be playing in the sand while a few lucky SOBs get away & take their draft with them.
At least at Madrid & Cote D'azur, if you get pushed off, it's into a wall & not a quarter mile of sand to muddle through back to the track.
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- wat3rm370n
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Well it happens to me most of the time. You're lucky.
(I'd rather "have a bicycle race in my living room"
~GT5Power
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The nurse or the bird?
Lady Nocturnal. Figure it out.
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A Skyrim reference?
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- Ultimetal
*standing applause*
Cruise lobby.
Photo shooting race session; so it's a slow cruise lap rather than a race.
1.) One guy continuously driving far ahead in the lead because OMG I HAZ TO WIN TEH RACE
2.) Another one, right behind me. Tailgating my McLaren F1, he was literally like one or two meters away from me CONSTANTLY. Every time I had to slow down, he slammed his brakes down and honked at me with his riced out old Beetle.
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Lady Nocturnal, also referred to as Lady Luck. "Lady Luck must love me" from the last page.
One annoyance online is those that have their mics on and the TV cranked right up so all you can hear is their TV and background techno music overpowering everyone else's mic and engine noise. Irritating.
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I troll with the biebs
u play skyrim? I've been takin a break from it. might put it back in tho.
u play skyrim? I've been takin a break from it. might put it back in tho.
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Penelope
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Just went into a lobby called GT5mods ask4car=kick to see what its all about, all I wanted was to see a couple of the cars people are talking about. Well the welcome I got can only be described as very hostile, apparently I was only there to take down their names for gtplanet and report them, as if we care, I really dont give a *** whether people have these cars or not, does my presence really warrant telling me to go *** my self! Get a life guys, no one cares...
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I'll give you one bro.
Chill
Chill
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^I think you misunderstood Penelope's point here. SHE didn't intend to cry that SHE wantz teh cars plz. In my view SHE is/was simply interested in seeing hacked cars people are (for some reason) so excited about recently, so SHE joined a lobby where HER 'greed' could be fed.
Apparently, GTP members' new policy (and a hobby, almost a religion) is
Apparently, GTP members' new policy (and a hobby, almost a religion) is
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Speaking of which I had to kick someone last night out of a shuffle lobby I inherited, because he was doing these ridiculous dirty blocking maneuvers every time I had enough speed to pass him. He was swerving and weaving wildly - which resulted in his being last place in the end. One wonders about people who behave that way around the host.
Anyway, skyrim was a part of his name. Perhaps he was confused about which game he was playing.
LOL GTP Penelope, Planet Police.
How silly people are. Apparently they don't know there's a whole bunch of people on GTPlanet that love to cheat & all sorts of things.
Anyway, I'd thought about doing that... to see if I could find anyone using the hack'd karts. I just want to know what they appear like.
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So, I was in cops room driving my Lancia Stratos. Some nutcase in a Range Stormer kept running me off the road IN FRONT OF THE HOST! So i decide to drive my EVO III, and now another nutcase in a 'Vette decided It's ok to honk at me nonstop. I brake-check him, and get BOOOOOOOOTED, for one small incident. As for the Range Stormer nutcase, the host let him stay.
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And Audi RS6's, head to head, it will push ANY car backwards.
Dan
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Whether its a Tank Car or X2011
Just put the torque split to 50/50 so you can really put the power down (900+ HP wagon FTW!)
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Yeah what is this thing with the honking? It's like people don't even think about that as being dirty. But it's super dirty.
I had that happen the other day. But moreover, I once had multiple people doing that in an organized GTPlanet race last year.
I watched this one replay and no matter who I clicked on I could hear horns beeping throughout the whole race all over the grid. There had to be at least half the racers leaning on their horns. It was madness. It's like it's contagious or something. Of course on a couple of occasions I've heard of people mapping their horn button on the ds3 inappropriately so they wind up leaning on the horn every time they're shifting or braking or whatever it happens to be.
That reminds me of the girl gamer thread.
Silly that normal people interacting have to worry about that.
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Yeah what is this thing with the honking? It's like people don't even think about that as being dirty. But it's super dirty.
I had that happen the other day. But moreover, I once had multiple people doing that in an organized GTPlanet race last year.
Of course on a couple of occasions I've heard of people mapping their horn button on the ds3 inappropriately so they wind up leaning on the horn every time they're shifting or braking or whatever it happens to be.
They obviously had a crush on you.
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They're horn-y
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Yeah what is this thing with the honking? It's like people don't even think about that as being dirty. But it's super dirty.
I had that happen the other day. But moreover, I once had multiple people doing that in an organized GTPlanet race last year.
Of course on a couple of occasions I've heard of people mapping their horn button on the ds3 inappropriately so they wind up leaning on the horn every time they're shifting or braking or whatever it happens to be.
Was I in that race?
I use the tank car horn on most of my cars...lol..it's the most fun
