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1) Being dead by 30 doesn't sound particularly awesome.

2) Did Medieval peasants have Totinos Pizza Rolls? Didn't think so.
Hp isn't pronounced as an "f", Byron. You hp***ing moran.
 
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1) Being dead by 30 doesn't sound particularly awesome.

2) Did Medieval peasants have Totinos Pizza Rolls? Didn't think so.

Hp isn't pronounced as an "f", Byron. You hp***ing moran.
Phteven vibes from this man.
 
See, I would call that a backstabber, hence my confusion.

Anyways,
I'm Jewish so I am probably disqualified due to "other". Or due to all. Or something.

Pretty sure I saw "snacking" in there, so noshing is right out.
 
By being amongst something.
Sounds kinda sus to me.

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I thought it was just a vendor, like an ironmonger. Or a variety of bean, but that turned out to be mung.
 
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2) Did Medieval peasants have Totinos Pizza Rolls? Didn't think so.
1. The peasants worked for peanuts (or merely the right to exist) and worked sun-up to down 6 days a week.

2. Vacations? Or just unable to perform labor in the winter and were stuck at home 95% of that time? They didn't travel because the average pleb couldn't easily move from one place to another, and probably unwanted anywhere but their own village.

3. Doubtful they had a larger home, probably one room or maybe two. Maybe that poster lives in a prison cell.

4. Who cares?...they were tired after all that physical labor. It's a stupid projection.

5. They ate the same 5-10 things all their lives, likely without refrigeration, cleanliness, standards, and probably no underground sewer system.

6. ...but everything belonged to the whims of whatever leader or brute squad was in charge.

7. see above

While they didn't know any better, they probably also didn't care, and obviously couldn't predict the future. Your worldview was much smaller, and everything was known tribally. They may have exceedingly glad they weren't living in caves anymore, and maybe they lived somewhat in the moment without as many distractions, but they probably worried about things we rarely think twice about. So that tweet was just an exercise in false equivalencies bound by a warped sense of history.
 
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One Dorito contains more spice than a 15th century pleb ever ate in their entire life.

Cool Ranch is one of the lasting cultural inventions of the 1990s, even though it neither tastes like ranch dressing nor has any cooling effect.

Maybe that's the allusion to the past:

Parents pre-1993: your ancestors traded for spices and made it a lifelong conquest which indelibly altered world events

Gen X: what a time to be alive, now we have three flavors of Doritos; this is our cultural contribution to society
 
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Definitely have issues with some of their political advocacy, but I very much admire Chick-Fil-A's privately owned business model. Sustainable growth and high quality product & experience. Its like the anti-Chipotle.

I hate Cauliflower, however.
 
I'm the meatiest of meatosaurs and I'd give that a try. The plant based chicken patty from Costco is deceptively good.
 
Chick-Fil-A is not getting a dime of my money. The Cathy family that owns them is virulently homophobic, donating more than $5 million to anti-LGBTQ organization.

 
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