Roo
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A toughie, this.
On the one hand, I love this era of Charger. If I was to buy a muscle car the Charger would probably be it, although it would be a tough call against the Camaro and 'Cuda. Bullitt helps, as does a V8 rumble, but it's mostly the ridiculous size, the hidden headlamps and the wide tail lights that do it for me.
However...
Try driving one here. It's too big, too much of a penis substitute and you'd look like a right pillock trying to thread one through a country road or crowded high street, especially if you tried parallel parking the thing. And that's without considering the please-please-PLEASE-pay-attention-to-me colours and the DoH/FnF connotations.
The more I think about it the worse it gets.
Seriously Uncool.
I still want one.
On the one hand, I love this era of Charger. If I was to buy a muscle car the Charger would probably be it, although it would be a tough call against the Camaro and 'Cuda. Bullitt helps, as does a V8 rumble, but it's mostly the ridiculous size, the hidden headlamps and the wide tail lights that do it for me.
However...
Try driving one here. It's too big, too much of a penis substitute and you'd look like a right pillock trying to thread one through a country road or crowded high street, especially if you tried parallel parking the thing. And that's without considering the please-please-PLEASE-pay-attention-to-me colours and the DoH/FnF connotations.
The more I think about it the worse it gets.
Seriously Uncool.
I still want one.