GTPlanet vs. Wham! - Round 3 (Endorsed by George Michael!*)

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JUST BEEN WHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn you Huw Stephens on R1..hes playing it right now!!! heard the first few seconds and then put it on mute! oh jesus!!:banghead::irked:
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.


:tearfully tells story:

So I getup this morning, full of the joys of life. Knowing I have a day off work to go see my daughters Christmas nativity play. Her first one, I was really looking forward to it.

I come downstairs, my Girlfreind has made me a coffee and a bacon butty. Awesome start to the day, but, fear hits me, she has the radio one whilst making the food. I run out the kitchen to the front room, out of hearing range of the radio. Close call bruddas.

Then I goto my daughters school, were waiting outside for them to open the school hall. Half an hour passes, then they let me in. They have a Christmas compilation CD on, I know it's going to happen. It's just a matter of time.

Then it's played. I am devastated, THEN the CD player breaks, and sticks on repeat, 16 times the song played before someone fixed it. 16! So that's me well and truly whammed!

But wait, there's more. After her school nativity, I go into Wigan with my Girlfriend to grab some dinner. On the way, someone drives past me, with the cursed song on full blast! BAM! Drive by whamming!

17 times I have been whammed today, I can't believe it. My little girls first nativity, tainted by THAT song!

I wish you all the best of luck, after my day, you will need it. Because I will be systematically picking each one of you off. If I'm going down, your all coming with me.
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.


:tearfully tells story:

So I getup this morning, full of the joys of life. Knowing I have a day off work to go see my daughters Christmas nativity play. Her first one, I was really looking forward to it.

I come downstairs, my Girlfreind has made me a coffee and a bacon butty. Awesome start to the day, but, fear hits me, she has the radio one whilst making the food. I run out the kitchen to the front room, out of hearing range of the radio. Close call bruddas.

Then I goto my daughters school, were waiting outside for them to open the school hall. Half an hour passes, then they let me in. They have a Christmas compilation CD on, I know it's going to happen. It's just a matter of time.

Then it's played. I am devastated, THEN the CD player breaks, and sticks on repeat, 16 times the song played before someone fixed it. 16! So that's me well and truly whammed!

But wait, there's more. After her school nativity, I go into Wigan with my Girlfriend to grab some dinner. On the way, someone drives past me, with the cursed song on full blast! BAM! Drive by whamming!

17 times I have been whammed today, I can't believe it. My little girls first nativity, tainted by THAT song!

I wish you all the best of luck, after my day, you will need it. Because I will be systematically picking each one of you off. If I'm going down, your all coming with me.

17 times, in one day? - I think there's a new record.
 
17 times, in one day? - I think there's a new record.

Yep, I very nearly threw the stereo across the hall, and killed every member of staff associated with the school, but I thought that might be excessive.

Anyway, are the people who's names is black in the OP the people who have been whammed? Because if they are everyone else should beware. I will find you, and I will wham you.
 
Listening to that song 17 times in one day is like being shot 17 times in one day!!..i feel for you pal!..

..but i still cant believe ive been whammed by Huw Stephens of all people! he usually plays new, fresh music on his nightly show..hes covering for Scott Mills now..
 
Almost got whammed today! A friend is convincing me to listen to one song which , (normally he doesnt care for the sound) , its obviously wham! :scared:

Fortunally I turned off internet sound:

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"Oh, but I'm still alive, when I shouldn't have survived...
How long, on this longest day, 'till we finally make it through..."


Perfect fit, and poor neal... 17 times in one day, 16 in one sitting. Like having a colonoscopy 16 times in a row, but with it being done once more for good measure.
 
Word of warning for those who may have received a video link from GT-R today; don't follow it. I thought it was just him doing a lap in GT4. I didn't think much of it when I left it playing in the background, but then I notice the background music and... well, I was Whammed once I heard the lyrics. Not cool. :grumpy:

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I've already saved Minty from it, so be careful.
 
I havent seen it yet so thanks for the heads up!

GT-R!..your a cheeky sly git! lol!
 
GT-R
FireEmblem10
Sound was alright, what was the mysterious clicking noise that was prevalent throughout the vid? (in addition to your shifting.)
Sorry about that, but I just went through the current non-Whammed users list and sent the link to the video to 14 people (Daniel included; he can listen to it again :P). You probably just didn't notice it.

Anyway, thanks for your feedback. The other two videos (one is linked in my signature, so it must be safe ;)) on my channel are also from GT4 - I'm sure you'll enjoy watching my Mission 34 run. 👍

And my response:

FireEmblem10
Ah. I see what you did. Might be a good thing I didn't listen to the full vid - had to mute it because my mother was coming down the stairs, not supposed to be on this during school - but I had to check to see what people responded to my fanfic.

I admit I was 100% unaware, and only an angry parent saved me from a Whamming.


Damn 🤬 close. I muted around the 35-second mark - and closed it because it didn't seem special. Besides me thinking he had gotten the thing to over 250 mph, when I forgot that he uses km/h.
 
@PM response.

I truthfully admit that I didn't listen to the full video, on my honor as an Eagle Scout and as a GTPlanet member.

And you do know... I am 100% paranoid now. I think I'm taking time off from the forums until the 26th...
 
Yes. This is possibly my second-to-last post until the 26th.

Possibly. In a sense, you've won... you've scared me off, and I'm now in full-blown paranoia mode.

(Not counting the YotBR fanfic.)
 
I just got Whammed! for a second time. A Christmas van all lit up and playing Wham! just drove down my street. I had no time to escape. :(
 
GT-R sent me that video.

I'm out.
:grumpy:


P.S.
Wouldn't the making of the video in question have GT-R lose as well as he had to have heard it... right?
 
You're right. That's so lame. 👎

Funny thing is that I suspected it to happen so I muted the video at first.
But then I got curious as to what the tire squeal in GT4 sounded like since I haven't played it in so long.
:lol:
 
Move to Australia, you'll be quite safe from it here, doesn't get played much at all. hehe.
(I'm not in the event, it would basically have been cheating lol)
 
I'm still going strong. A long time to go yet though. I'm optimistic about my chances this year.
 
Yes. This is possibly my second-to-last post until the 26th.

Possibly. In a sense, you've won... you've scared me off, and I'm now in full-blown paranoia mode.

(Not counting the YotBR fanfic.)

Wait, but if you leave you won't be able to... Oh, never mind. You'll still do the fan fic. :P

"Oh, but I'm still alive, when I shouldn't have survived...
How long, on this longest day, 'till we finally make it through..."


Perfect fit, and poor neal... 17 times in one day, 16 in one sitting. Like having a colonoscopy 16 times in a row, but with it being done once more for good measure.

As long as you quote Iron Maiden (slightly incorrectly though :sly:) I think you'll be safe.

Word of warning for those who may have received a video link from GT-R today; don't follow it. I thought it was just him doing a lap in GT4. I didn't think much of it when I left it playing in the background, but then I notice the background music and... well, I was Whammed once I heard the lyrics. Not cool. :grumpy:


I've already saved Minty from it, so be careful.

:bowdown: Life saver. Though he did get some, but still... Life saver.

Between my strange paranoia, suspicious view whenever I see that I have a notification, and seeing Wiegert's post... Didn't get Whammed. :sly:

No really, when I get a notification, I Reply with a large over dramatic, "Whaaaaaaaaat!?"
 
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