Well, being as I've decided to continue posting for a little while longer...
My sister, mother, and brother are out - they went Christmas shopping with my dad yesterday while I went with my friends to a youth group event.
Apparently, while in F.Y.E. (the exact store from earlier that played the cover) the song gets played. My dad was in the car, getting my mother's purse (she had forgotten it...) so he was safe.
He also dodged the second playing, this time in Bon-Ton (He went to use the bathroom.)
And how GT-R's attempted Whamming has made me paranoid; I didn't play online in GT5 today, just in GT Mode (no Open Lobbys.) I put my mic on with it muted and set it on the desk where the PS3 is, then plugged in the USB cable to keep it from running out of charge. I did this for MW3 and Black Ops (original.)