GTP's Worst 10 Movies... Ever!
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Just thought of another...
Daredevil - The worst Comic book movie ever, worse than Catwoman imo.
I will try to remember some more.
Daredevil - The worst Comic book movie ever, worse than Catwoman imo.
I will try to remember some more.
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Too late. Another classic.
Way my mind operate, when it comes to Star Wars type "Sci Fi flick", parts(or much of
) my mind shuts down. Maybe I just see Star Wars as kiddie type film, because I'm more judgemental when it comes Matrix. But again, I do see your point.
Thank you.
P.S. I gotta ask. What didn't you like about Event Horizon? I might've actually asked this before. It's one of my favorite SF/Horror flicks.
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It was trying too hard to be a Sci-fi Horror. That kind of thing doesn't work well very often. I actually was jealous of Sam Neill - he got to pull out his own eyes. Mine still functioned at the end of the film.
Also, Lawrence Fishburne. I hear that the Amazon Rainforest has written to the Screen Actors' Guild to complain about him stealing their act.
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Tango and Cash (Yes it was funny, but painful at times)
Fast and the Furious
Napolean Dynamite
Halloween 3 (had nothing to do with the rest of the series and it sucked!!
Crocodile Dundee III (The first two were allright)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones (not so much for being bad films, but because of where they left left the "good guys" when the movie ended)
Beverly Hills Cop III (The first two were very good, shoulda known when to pull the plug)
Any James Bond movies with Roger Moore (that guy is more "wooden" than William Shatner in his Star Trek days)
The new Veggie Tales movie (what is the point of having a movie based on funny singing vegatables, with little funny, and almost no singing?)
Fast and the Furious
Napolean Dynamite
Halloween 3 (had nothing to do with the rest of the series and it sucked!!
Crocodile Dundee III (The first two were allright)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones (not so much for being bad films, but because of where they left left the "good guys" when the movie ended)
Beverly Hills Cop III (The first two were very good, shoulda known when to pull the plug)
Any James Bond movies with Roger Moore (that guy is more "wooden" than William Shatner in his Star Trek days)
The new Veggie Tales movie (what is the point of having a movie based on funny singing vegatables, with little funny, and almost no singing?)
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I kind of thought Juno was better than Napoleon Dynamite... much in the same vein, it captures the quiet desperation of suburban teenhood... but way funnier... way, waaaay funnier. My wife was actually able to sit through the movie, for one.
I rate it highly, but it's not as good as I thought it would be.
I rate it highly, but it's not as good as I thought it would be.
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We obviously don't have the same sense of humor. I HATED blazing saddles. I almost didn't make it all the way through (and I don't bail on movies very often). I also very much hated Airplane, but not as much.
See, I couldn't disagree with you more on those - ok I'll give you some criticism of Revolutions, but Reloaded was the best of the 3, and a phenomenal movie. But I'll have to address this:
I am equally stunned...
Yea I don't know, I just couldn't stand it. I actually toughed the movie out and watched it all the way through too. But again, I was tempted to pull the plug.
The Kiera argument is probably one of the best I've heard (though I don't think she was in Star Wars at any point). But yes, that movie overcame the Kiera scenery in several big ways. I wish that I had watched it more recently so I could give you a complete scathing review, but it's been a while. I only remember hating it passionately.
And keep in mind that this is coming from someone who has a chick-flick in his top 10 list - so I'm not just hating it because it's a romantic comedy.
Edit: It appears as though I started a thread on the movie:
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=43477&highlight=love+actually
You can see some of the criticisms there, though it looks like I was still so irritated with the movie that I didn't take the time to really dissect it.
Some of the selections in here are just crazy. They either couldn't possibly be correct choices, or you guys haven't seen enough movies to select "10 Worst".
I'm sure that there are worse movies and that if I'd watched all of the movies ever made, the 10 worst would be ones that none of you had heard of before. But I've watched mostly popular movies that many other people have also watched, and so my top 10 list is probably far from the real bottom. That being said, Star Wars I-III was incredibly close to the bottom. One reason that I have them in my top 10 list is because I usually don't give a film any points whatsoever for non-human scenery (otherwise Planet Earth would be on the list). So all of the special effects in SWI-III don't count for squat in my rankings. The ratings are entirely plot/dialog/acting driven, and SW is among the worst I've ever seen. In fact, it's not even at spot number 10 in my list.
Would I rather watch:
Resident Evil: Extinction? Yes
Emma? Yes
The Village? Yes
Big Lebowski? Grrrrrrr.... Maybe
Blazing Saddles? Yes
Osama? No
Final Fantasy? No
Shoot 'Em Up? Yes
It's down around the worst movies I'd seen. Probably middle of the pack in my worst 10, maybe lower. Now let me compare it to the movies in your list.
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I haven't seen either transporter, nor Snakes, Stealth, or House of the dead. Same goes for Alone in the dark and Ballistic. Meet the Fockers was bad, very bad. But I'd rather watch it again than SWI-III. Christmas Vacation was also quite bad, but again. Haven't seen BB2, but I have seen Ultraviolet. Again, I'd rather watch Ultraviolet again than see any of SWI-III. So of the movies that I've seen in your worst 10 list, I consider the prequels to be worse than any of them.
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NOTE: I don't watch a lot of movies so i'm at a very limited but may also be bias opinioned to:
-Dragon Wars, the animals were done really well but the plot was pretty crappy IMO.
-The Host (Korean Film)
-Jackass 2, most events were pretty stupid, some kept me laughing forever.
-300, again had to do with the plot.
-Fatal Contact (HK Film)
That's all i can think of right now
-Dragon Wars, the animals were done really well but the plot was pretty crappy IMO.
-The Host (Korean Film)
-Jackass 2, most events were pretty stupid, some kept me laughing forever.
-300, again had to do with the plot.
-Fatal Contact (HK Film)
That's all i can think of right now
What with all this hate on Juno... 
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I disliked them both, but perhaps I should make it just Revolutions as I hated that film. One reason I disliked it so much is because it felt superfluous - why was Reloaded/Revolutions two films? That said, this is certainly a film that divides opinion. My mate Mahesh (who gave me a free ticket to see Revolutions) loved it.
I have to admit, I didn't finish the film on the first attempt - just wasn't in the mood for it and didn't quite 'get' it at first. Only on a second attempt did I start to appreciate it more! Barton Fink was one of my favourite films at the time, though, and that helped to get my head round the tone of the Coen's humour.
I wish I could remember the name of a film my ex-gf got out on video once. Set in France and starring a couple of lesbian women, it had all the right stuff written on the box, but it was tragically pants. I'm quite glad I can't remember it's name, since I'd have to rewatch it just to remember quite how bad it was.
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