If I were a rich man

[Rykon Zero]

Here's my plan. I'm 13, almost 14, I'm single, unmarried, living with my family, and I'm a sadistic psycopath.
I'd form my own auto group specializing in performance cars for every car class. I would own each of these models. After that, I'd buy my own island, preferably Greenland, or Iceland. I would then remove all speed limits, make a huge windy road, and then open the island as a car nut's tourist destination. Then I would get hundreds of trained ninjas with rocket launchers to irradicate any people who threaten the way of life. After that, I'd declare all Honda Civics be burned in the core of the sun, for they are heresy to my great empire.

 

[Keef]

A HUNDRED GRAND!??! You'd probably buy like six Civics and call yourself successful.

Like I said, I'd stick with the car I have, turn it into an autocross beast, and buy a Suzuki SX4 hatchback for a daily and winter. I'm not looking to one-up anyone with success, I'm just looking to be happy. I'm doing just fine now, and I think it'd be great to have even more time to play with the part-time job. Just enough money and stuff to not have to worry about any of it.

 

[Casio]

You have 250 million and you buy a SX4....

 

[Jay]

You have 250 million and you buy a SX4....

Wouldn't you!!?

 

[Casio]

Wouldn't you!!?

No, I'd get a Skoda Roomster. It's the obvious thing to do.

 

[<3]

Nanananananananananananananana!
If I had all the money in the world,
if I was a wealthy girrrrllllllll...
oh, wait. Um, I mean, guy.

I'd run for President and fix the country.

 

[Boz Mon]

Nanananananananananananananana!
If I had all the money in the world,
if I was a wealthy girrrrllllllll...
oh, wait. Um, I mean, guy.

I'd run for President and fix the country.

What?

 

[Keef]

Apparently you don't listen to Gwen Stefani.

 

[Rykon Zero]

No one's found my subliminal message...
To add to my previous statement, I would force all American car companies to make products that are worth a human's time.

 

[Omnis]

No one's found my subliminal message...
To add to my previous statement, I would force all American car companies to make products that are worth a human's time.

You can already do that. ... By not buying one.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

If I were rich, I'd have an incredible fortress built, with a moat. And that'd be about all I need.

 

[Casio]

If I were rich, I'd have an incredible fortress built, with a mote. And that'd be about all I need.

I'm not sure how well a mote would work, but I'm sure a moat would work better.

 

[YSSMAN]

21, Single, College Student

- Pay off debts of myself and my immediate family
- Purchase a large plot of land just outside of town, proceed to build multiple houses, forming the "compound," to house myself, my mother, and possibly other parts of my family.
- The car list:

1. 2009 Chevrolet Corvette Z06
2. 2009 Cadillac CTS 3.6 DI (my daily driver)
3. 2009 Buick Enclave
4. 2009 Pontiac G8 (brother)
5. 2009 VW Jetta TDI (Mom)
6. 1999 Mazda Miata (track day car)
7. 1996 Chevrolet Impala SS + T56 conversion

...Among others...

I'd also probably donate a good amount of money to charity, and be very happy to pay my fair share to taxes every year. A good amount would stay in several banks, and although I wouldn't leave my current job, I'd likely choose to live off of the interest anyway.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I'm not sure how well a mote would work, but I'm sure a moat would work better.

That is correct.

 

[Wenders]

If I were rich, I'd have an incredible fortress built, with a moat. And that'd be about all I need.

You'd also need someone to cook for you and probably clean.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

The beauty of an incredible fortress is that it would be so incredible that it could cook and clean for me.

 

[Boz Mon]

Apparently you don't listen to Gwen Stefani.

No, no I do not.....

 

[Muzaffar]

Am I allowed to use a fake age?

21 years old, single and have only one goal in his mind. That is to move to Japan and start out my own tuner shop (like HKS, Top Secret, Blitz, etc.) and sponsor myself to enter D1 Grand Prix. Live in an apartment with almost anything I could afford there, buy cars that only people would dream of owning. Also will become a philanthropist and not be too greedy.

<3: I lol'd

 

[Sureboss]

20, single, living at home.

If I were a rich man I'd follow the England cricket team on a permanent basis. When England aren't playing I'd run my own restaurant in Monaco.

 

[ExigeEvan]

18, Student, Single, Living at Student Residence, GSoH

Well while in uni I'd keep it quiet. Not to lie to anyone per-se, but because being the rich student amongst the poor is going to lead to alot of people asking for alot of money. But perhaps use the money to get a nicer or some decent student digs.

But once I graduate.... Work. A life without a proper job would be a life like Paris Hilton. I'd probably have a nice house, a nice car and maybe still be with the girlfriend I have now. Perhaps retire early, maybe 30/35, nice big house on the outskirts of my home village (pleny of fields to work with, maybe buy a farm. Good access to M4 aswell.). Actually perhaps something big and intimidating on top of a hill overlooking the village, spread a few rumours that I'm a drug dealer or something, keep the local peasents in check. Oh and a go-kart track, very much needed.

 

[daan]

I'd buy an oil field in Texas, and buy a whole fleet of cars including a Porsche Cayenne in Jarama beige metallic.

 

[Omnis]

I'd buy an oil field in Texas, and buy a whole fleet of cars including a Porsche Cayenne in Jarama beige metallic.

Don't forget a refinery.

 

[sn00pie]

I would buy more money, then use that money to invest in money, money.

 

[Sureboss]

I'd buy an oil field in Texas, and buy a whole fleet of cars including a Porsche Cayenne in Jarama beige metallic.

Not Gay Blue?

 

[sn00pie]

Not Gay Blue?

Nope don't get it.

 

[BayConRong]

I would buy more money, then use that money to invest in money, money.

I can imagine it now, "Bwahahahhaha, I have all the money in the world, Mwahahahahahaha."

 

[Sureboss]

Nope don't get it.

At UKGTP9 when we were picking colours it soon descended from the elaborate colour names, to childish names for the colour. I can't remember what Gay Blue was, it was a light blue...I'm lost.

 

[BayConRong]

Was it a lot like Hoovooloo: a super intellegent shade of blue?

 

[Steele_obsidion]

Ok, we have a 24 yr old male who is taken happily and still at home (lack of job = lack of moving out capability)


saying i got hugely lucky and won like 125 million.................

The government takes 40% so i walk away with 75 mil

First i start my investigation i want to donate 10 mil to a worthy cause, BUT i plan on researchign long and hard on various causes. cancer, aids, etc.

during that i will have invested a chunk. 10 to charity 65, mil left, i have 10 close friends who each get a mil. 55 mil. 10 to famiy now at 45.

20 to Investments/savings

25 mil.

plenty to live off.

now comes the rest.

im giving all my friends a mil. HOWEVER im gonna make it a surprise.

Friend: uhh Nick? when did you get a Pontiac G6?
Me: well its not mine. its yours, as is this cool 1 mil, i hope you like cash just sign here and the armored truck will drop it where ever you want. *hands over keys* enjoy! oh and can you give me a ride home later when were done hanging out? i could call a limo but why do that when i can buy you a tank of gas?


I have made it my Priority to learn the dream car of each and every one of my friends. lol

of course my dream cars include
Lamborghini Diablo
69 Chevrolet Camaro
and my Pontiac Fiero

so ill get the engine rebuilt in my Fiero, and everything fixed that needs it, new paint, i like the white, so ill keep it just change to a metallic white. i love the current rims, so ill keep those. no need for to much else extra.

i need a new house. nothing fancy. i dont like huge houses i like small and cozy. so ill get maybe a 3 bedroom, 3 car garage i need a basement for a fully stocked bar and a billiards room. of course a 72 inch flat tv.

i want one of those fancy yachts you see on tv that the rich and famous have nothing to fancy just something i can traverse the oceans with lol

ive spent many moons thinking about this.

anyways thats my plans. hopefully i can win the lottery sometime.


butttttt you gotta play it to win it.

 

[Spock]

If I Were A Rich Man.......

I would do the same as I do now.

I would forget I had the money.

I would still work.

I would still spend time with my friends.

I would play Counter-Strike Source just as much as I do now.

I would still sleep in on weekends.

I wouldn't spend a dime on useless expenses.

I would buy a house, and pay it off with the money I make from working.

I would hate to have millions.

I would stop caring about everything.

If I could have everything handed to me, whats the point of being alive?

Too much money is useless.