Well, after what seemed like an eternity; I finally got it(9:12.0)...After hundreds of attempts, and hundreds of practice laps, my hands are sore, and my controller is probably no good anymore since I've torqued it so much the past month. I was getting upset early this morning, because THREE consecutive times, I had finished less than .2 behind the '54, and twice, I was on a sure record-setting pace (probably around a 9:09 lap) but I choked and lost control on the backstretch due the the SLR's nonexistent high-speed stability.
But this should serve as hope everywhere because as far as skill goes, I'm a below average driver (king of the 1-pt. a-spec races), AND I was using a regular controller, AND I was using an automatic trans...and even I got past it, eventually...
I can't upload the replay, and even if i could, it's pretty ugly so I don't know what real help it would be...I was running what I thought was a pretty substandard lap (the last third of the track, I was about 3-4 secs behind the normal pace of dori san and the others), but I decided to continue anyways because I felt I needed practice on the last third...
But as luck would have it, I picked up a little more speed than I was expecting on the backstretch, so it dawned on me that IF i timed it right, and IF i could keep the car straight on the grass without braking, I could use the SLR as a guided missle, pinning that slow '54 to the wall and allowing me a clear shot to the finish line, despite the 5 sec pen (this is an exploit I perfected in GT3, and easily helped me get past missions 11, 12, and 14...if executed correctly, the 5 sec pen actually helps in hairpins turns, because it will slow you down to the proper speed while you knock that soulless drone car right off it's programmed racing line. The only real concern you have is making sure your car is pointed in the right direction after the collision).
LOL...after the little 'bump', the '54 ended up running something like a 9:20 while I got up and danced around the living room, yelling cuss words to no one in particular.
The only real advice I can offer to the average drivers like myself trying to get past the 1- and 3- lap missions is to know when to take a penalty...They are like personal fouls in basketball--There are good pens to take and bad ones to take...Not only can they help in some situations; there is also a very cathartic feeling about slamming a blocking, robotic, oh-so-perfect drone car into a deep wall, or into a sand trap. Specifically for mission 34, I have just a few things to add in addition to everyone else's advice:
1. don't fall into the habit of of conservative braking and scrubbing off too much speed in the turns--that was my #1 mistake, and until I realized it, I couldn't figure out why my seemingly 'perfect' laps couldn't get below 9:20. Experiment in practice and find out the maximum safe speed you can get through some turns with the proper line--it might actually surprise you. You can also powerslide through some long sweeping turns if you can do it consistently (I can't do it right all the time, but when I did, I gained a good amount of time.)
2. if you don't already do it, learn to use the manual transmission--Don't fall into my trap of being chained to the automatic...The SLR is a VERY poorly geared (final drive: 2.64) 'performance' car, and to make things worse, the car makes most of its power in the upper revs...proper use of the manual will make this MUCH easier.
3. Try not to force a pass...about 20 times the last two days, I was on an easy pace to finish the mission only to have the drones veer into my line, cut me off, or make me go off-track or spin out. Never forget: in all these missions and races, the drones are never 'racing', their sole purpose is to slow you up and protect the alpha car, and EVERY second you stay behind them is a second NOT being used to gain ground on the top dog. Find a safe area to pass, and ALWAYS assume that no matter which side you pass on, the drone will cut into your line, and prepare for what your next move might be.
4. Know when to cut the grass...depending on your speed and direction, cutting across the grass will not always save you time. Sometimes it is just better to concede the line if you are in a bad position, and build up more speed while staying on the asphalt. With exception of the chicane in the beginning, I always tried to 'save' the 3-4 later shortcuts, to use as my ace in the hole if I was behind the pace.
5. be extra cautious at high speed (+170 mph), or when driving over uneven parts of track, and on places where you catch air...a lot of demons live inside the track, and love to spin you out when you least expect it...
6. be optimistic and recognize progress. When I first started, I was about 60 seconds behind the '54. It took me a WEEK of work even before I could see another car and finish in 5th place....Try not to get too upset. If after a day of work you can only shave off a couple seconds, be happy with that, recognize that you're getting better and work with that rate of improvement. Read the advice of others and don't get discouraged. The mission is difficult, but NOT as impossible as it first seems. But it will take practice, persistence, close scrutiny of each lap run, in intimate knowledge of each .1 mile of track. What also helped for me was mentally splitting the race up into three parts: the first part was just catching up to the 5th place car, the second part was getting to the backstretch, and the last part was the backstretch and finish.
I also wanted to thank everyone for their advice/support....since I have finished all the missions, I can also porvide my input on the others.