I picture a large computer control room like a NASA space launch...
It’s Polyphony Digitals GT Sport control center...It’s where the industries best are hard at work studying statistical anomalies and the games pen system in real time...The code is running like the Matrix on a huge screen covering a giant from wall....Once in a while anomalies are reported, and play is observed in real time on the big screen.
“Look, I see groundfish has gotten a one second penalty!”
“Quick switch screen to full, zoom in. Quick get me another sake!”
“Yes sir”
“I’ve got you now Groundfish, you’d better not move a single eyelash wrong or I’m putting the system in manual mode and taking you down!”
“Here’s the sake, sir”
:::gulps::: “Look there his inside wheel cut that corner”
“Sir, the game didn’t penalize that”
“Manual mode”
“But...he didn’t cut the track...sir...what are you doing?”
:::reaches down places large switch into manual mode::::
::::begins typing::::;
“Let that be a lesson, Groundfish!”
“Sir he didn’t do anything and now you give him a track limits penalty”
“Please calm down sir”
“Quiet!!!Bring more sake!!!!”
::::Groundfish slows at pen zone:::
::::Groundfish in ghosts as car passes through::::
“Haha that will be 2 seconds Groundfish and an SR DOWN ARROW hahaha!”
“Sir, here’s the sake”
::::gulp::::
“Here’s another SR DOWN Groundfish, for that car no touching you as it flew into the wall...hehehe soon you’ll be reset just like all the others today”. .::::evil chuckle:::
::::finishes another sake::::
“Sir we are seeing disconnects in EMEA, should we bring them up on screen?”
“Nevermind those people, this is between me and Groundfish”
::::Groundfish serves penalty::::
:::::race ends:::::
::::Sr to low A::::
“BRING ME MORE SAKE!!! OPEN THE MATCHMAKING FILES, I want to choose myself who he will race”
“Sir, how is this improving the game?”
“DID I ask for sake? Do you fail to hear? Or do you not listen?”
::::Groundfish loading screen shows opponents::::
“Let’s see you get out of this room alive, Groundfish...hahaha”
::::gulp:::
“Sir Groundfish is ahead I don’t think your plans working”
“Ha, you fool can’t you see I’m in his traction files, watch this....”
::::my car gets close to grass and suddenly spins::::
“You see? Now we give the SR down too, for crashing with another car behind!”
::::Groundfish throws down headphones. Quits game::::checks KudosPrime::::
“Wow still A? Cool”
:::enters c race:::
::::GTS boss gulps:::
“HAHAHA THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART, FIRST SHOW A THEN AFTERWARDS SHOW B C!!!!!
HAHAHA GET ME MORE SAKE!!!!”