The GTP Unofficial 2020 US Elections Thread

[UKMikey]

Got any Fleetwood Mac songs you could reference?

"Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom... well, who am I to keep you down?"

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Edit: This should be Biden’s intro song.



Sorry, I don’t know how to do a spoiler.

"So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold-diggers"

 

[Whitestar]

Arizona just dumped a ton of votes and the needle barely moved for Trump.

Surely his erection needle is pointing straight down at this point in time.

 

[TexRex]

...who do they draw on?

Him. If he's got a gun, not only are members of the respective security details in danger but so are the lives of anyone present.

The craziest I imagined was him cuffed and feet dragging as he's physically removed, but I'm honestly dumbfounded by how possible the former seems.

I'm also ashamed that I actually want the former to go down. Not for him to be dead, but merely for contrast:

On one end of the spectrum you've got a man arrested for attempting to pass a counterfeit note, quite possibly unaware that it was counterfeit, who didn't want to be in the back of a police car and instead died after having another man's knee on his neck for nearly nine minutes.

On the other end of the spectrum, you've got a man whose daily bronzer budget exceeds the purported value of the aforementioned counterfeit note grabbing the service weapon of a law enforcement officer and drawing down on other law enforcement officers because he doesn't want to leave the White House that has been his legal place of residence for the previous four years, dead on the floor with bullets from no fewer than five service weapons in his fat, 74-year-old body.

 

[FuriousDemon]

Please...Just already...

 

[Famine]

Him. If he's got a gun, not only are members of the respective security details in danger but so are the lives of anyone present.

Imagine being the Secret Service agent who kills a President - and it being lawful.

They all swear to protect the President (and VP, and their families), and yet your fate is to be the one who kills one, legally.

 

[Outspacer]

Try being Canadian! I can walk 150 metres from my front door, look to my right ... & the US is about 2 kilometres away.

 

[Danoff]

It looks like folks are itching to call AZ and NV at this point for Biden. They're starting to look clear (especially NV).

 

[Biggles]

As it happens ... my town was burned to the ground by invading American forces in the war of 1812. The Canadian (actually British) forces returned the favour a year later.



This could go on indefinitely ...

 

[TexRex]

Imagine being the Secret Service agent who kills a President - and it being lawful.

They all swear to protect the President (and VP, and their families), and yet your fate is to be the one who kills one, legally.

I don't want to imagine being on Trump's detail. Like..."Can't I ride a desk?"

Beyond that, I don't envy any law enforcement officer, or any person, who has to kill another human being because there was no other reasonable option.

 

[Tornado]

 

[Liquid]

On the other end of the spectrum, you've got a man [...] grabbing the service weapon of a law enforcement officer and drawing down on other law enforcement officers because he doesn't want to leave the White House

Oh, baby. This is some Charles Logan 🤬. Day 9 of 24 is going to be the best finale yet.

 

[Famine]

Oh, baby. This is some Charles Logan 🤬.

I'm not saying that everything I know about the Secret Service and 25A comes from 24... but... I have no reasonable way of ending that sentence.

 

[TexRex]

Oh, baby. This is some Charles Logan 🤬. Day 9 of 24 is going to be the best finale yet.

Keefer Sutherland is a douche.

 

[Nessy]

Kind of fitting.

 

[Keef]

For those of you who aren't in their late 20's or older, this is a gif from Peddie Pablo's song Raise Up in which he instructs the state of North Carolina to raise up, take their shirt off, and twist it around their head like a helicopter.

*I feel old having to explain that since there are people who are 19 that weren't alive when that song dropped.

As far as I’m concerned this song never stopped dropping.

This one’s for who? US, US, US!

 

[TB]

Mayor Jim Kenney of Philadelphia said the Trump campaign “has not produced one iota of evidence” of voter fraud in Philadelphia.

MildShock.gif

 

[SlipZtrEm]

Both Jared and Kayleigh are beginning to purge their Twitters. How odd.

 

[Outspacer]

As it happens ... my town was burned to the ground by invading American forces in the war of 1812. The Canadian (actually British) forces returned the favour a year later.

This could go on indefinitely ...

Well damn, my last was unintentionally apt!

Let's cheer it up a bit

 

[Blitz24]

Both Jared and Kayleigh are beginning to purge their Twitters. How odd.

Coming around the same time as Bannon was banned permanently. If they had nothing to hide why are they hiding things?

 

[GTFan24]

PA continues to increase its gap, now at around 12k

 

[TenEightyOne]

why are they hiding things?

The Internet People never forget, I'm sure we'll see a round up of the juicier tweets that nobody noticed. I mean, somebody will have noticed but this election has been such a storm of information-sharticles that much is bound to have slipped through the, er, cracks.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Both Jared and Kayleigh are beginning to purge their Twitters. How odd.

I'm sensing a new media/social media company being launched. I can't think of another reason they would do this.

 

[TenEightyOne]

I'm sensing a new media/social media company being launched. I can't think of another reason they would do this.

Ivanka's drivel is still there... wouldn't she be doing the same... or is she still needed as part of the core rabble-rousing squad?

 

[Joey D]

I'm sensing a new media/social media company being launched. I can't think of another reason they would do this.

TrumpBook? MyTrump? InstaTrump?

 

[Danoff]

I'm sensing a new media/social media company being launched. I can't think of another reason they would do this.

My best guess based on... very little... is that twitter comments could be subpoenaed and used as evidence in a court case. I'm not sure deleting it makes much difference, but it could be harder to get access to.

 

[TexRex]

TrumpBook? MyTrump? InstaTrump?

Floundr.

 

[Crash]

Floundr.

Sounds more like a dating app for Trumpers.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

My best guess based on... very little... is that twitter comments could be subpoenaed and used as evidence in a court case. I'm not sure deleting it makes much difference, but it could be harder to get access to.

I'm certain all of it is archived in many places.

 

[Jezza819]

TrumpBook? MyTrump? InstaTrump?

Instatramp for Kayleigh.

 

[TexRex]

Sounds more like a dating app for Trumpers.

I was suggesting it as the verb usage, since nothing they come up with has a chance against Twitter because it's just the crybabies who don't like private companies exercising their right to free expression...but it works there as well.

Edit: OnlyKlans.