Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (Jack Perez, 2009) -- I usually like to make longer reviews for the movies that have really moved me. This one is a great example of those kinds of movies, although I guess it's quite obvious a movie that
moves me doesn't necessarily have to be good, and this one just isn't. This movie is really something else, mostly because at no point does it seem to attempt to be good.
First off, it comes as no surprise that this movie is made by the producing company called The Asylum, which is basically a crap producer who's primary function is to just make blatant cheap copies of commercial succesive movies in an attempt to feed off them. Because of this, we can see their list of movies made in the last few years with such funny and copycat titles as
Transmorphers,
Alien vs. Hunter,
The Terminators,
Bram Stoker's Dracula's Curse,
Titanic 2 and a spin-off from Sherlock Holmes who's name escapes me, but the trailer made me cringe. Subtlety is undoubtedly not this producers strong point.
What does characterize movies made by The Asylum is the "originality" of their productions, their catastrophy franchises and monsters with amazing special "defects" that go beyond any understandable measure. Their biggest sucess is this jewel called
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, even having a Bluray version of it. Starred by Deborah Gibson (otherwise known as ceeshy 80s Debbie Gibson) and Lorenzo Lamas, who is frankly the only actor for these types of movies, this is the type of movie you'll want to watch with a few friends over and/or a bottle of strong liquor.
The movie jumps straight to a scene where a prehistoric shark and monstrous octopus are unfrozen after a military test that has no reason to exist, nor is it given. It really doesn't matter. So by the 2nd minute of the movie we already have a couple of monsters set loose and by minute 15 the strongest scene comes when the giant shark eats, not a transatlantic ship, not a beachful of tourists, none of that. The shark eats a 747 jumbo jet... in mid flight! It's quite tragic that the producers wished to compensate the presence of such stars of filmdom and by doing so, didn't show us more scenes like this one, which would in turn, make Mega Shark an instant classic. But some moments, like the final pursuit and the fight between the octopus and the shark maintain the same surprise factor.
It's actually surprising that The Asylum never foresaw the success Mega Shark would have, to the point that SyFy went and made a TV series based on this success and also willing to bank on it, with the creation of Sharktopus. I sure hope it's able to maintain the same lever of excellence this movie got. 0/10