SuperShouden
(Banned)
- 7,542
- SuperShouden
Top Ten Worst Movies I've Seen...let's see...
1. Redline (2007) - This movie was horrible on several levels. The only big name in the picture, Eddie Griffith crash a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo for a charity event to promote the film. It saw the destruction of two cars that cost over $500,000 along with other exotics. The acting was so bad the only thing I remember about the movie were the crashes. It cost $26 million to make and only ended up raking in a pathetic 6.8mil. The guy that made it paid for the movie from profits from his crumbling loan company that ended up dying before then movie was released. NO ONE who saw this movie liked it.
2. GI Joe Rise of the Cobra - Ugh. Bad acting, bad story, pointless and redundant flashbacks...even the action scenes sucked. Crap, this movie was just craptastic.
3. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon - The bad news is, this movie was made. And it features every faux pas you can think of...or close to it. GI Joe was still worse, though.
4. X-Men: First Class - Everyone loved this movie despite the blatant sexist themes throughout. I don't know why the women were there are at all? They didn't really do anything? And...WTF? Magneto cracked Emma's diamond form? But...IT'S 🤬 DIAMOND!
5. Superman/Batman Apocalypse - If only for the overprotective, incestuous Clark Kent. It was a little creepy having him lead his cousin around as if she were his girlfriend. Especially, since it was quite apparent she was a lesbian...and WTF did Batman do?
6. Battle: Los Angelas (new one) - yeah, I could only watch a couple minutes of this movie before I realized how bad it was and that I did not want to finish it.
7. Avatar - I knew this movie was going to suck when Sigourney Weaver popped up from a stasis tube. Also, Mr. Cameron, no one wants to see Sigourney Weaver nude. Avatar is essentially a live action, outer-space version of Fern Gully...only Fern Gully was good.
8. Ghosts of Mars - This movie starred Jason Statham and Ice Cube...has ANYTHING Ice Cube has been in turned out to be good? I mean...XXX 2 was crap...and that's the only other movie I remember seeing with him in it. He's not a good actor...why do people keep hiring him? He's not Ice T, he's Ice Cube. I know it's confusing, Hollywood, but...anyway, this movie was awful. I don't really remember why it sucked, I just remember it was so bad, I ended up using the DVD as a coaster so no one else would have to endure the torture of watching it...and I had the case and everything. I could've returned it, but it was just too horrible. It was also released on the heels of other Mars movies like Red Planet...I believe Ghost of Mars effectively killed the Mars genre for a while.
9. Crank - I like a lot of Jason Statham's movies...this pile of vomit, wasn't one of them. It was rather a pointless movie and not a very good plot of a full length movie. It wouldn't been a great Xbox Live game where the goal would simply to keep your heart rate up as long as possible...or a mini-game or something, but for a movie...it was rather....not good.
10. Fast Five - Okay...I just wish I could say we were done with this crappy movie series, but we're not. These movies were cool when games like Underground were out promoting street racing, but, now that the scene's got back to the track, there's just no direction for these movies and they're getting worse. Someone beat up the producer already.
Honorable Mention: Red Line - Hey, everyone remembers this crap-fest right? This films claim to fame was Eddie Griffin crashing the producers lovely Ferrari Enzo into a Jersey Barrier during a pre-production party where he let the actors drive his very expensive cars. Yeah, you know a movie sucks when the producer is dumb enough to entrust the actors with his $1million car. This movie also saw the destruction of a Diablo, a Porsche Carrera, a Mercedes SLR and several other expensive cars...and the acting and plot were awful.
1. Redline (2007) - This movie was horrible on several levels. The only big name in the picture, Eddie Griffith crash a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo for a charity event to promote the film. It saw the destruction of two cars that cost over $500,000 along with other exotics. The acting was so bad the only thing I remember about the movie were the crashes. It cost $26 million to make and only ended up raking in a pathetic 6.8mil. The guy that made it paid for the movie from profits from his crumbling loan company that ended up dying before then movie was released. NO ONE who saw this movie liked it.
2. GI Joe Rise of the Cobra - Ugh. Bad acting, bad story, pointless and redundant flashbacks...even the action scenes sucked. Crap, this movie was just craptastic.
3. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon - The bad news is, this movie was made. And it features every faux pas you can think of...or close to it. GI Joe was still worse, though.
4. X-Men: First Class - Everyone loved this movie despite the blatant sexist themes throughout. I don't know why the women were there are at all? They didn't really do anything? And...WTF? Magneto cracked Emma's diamond form? But...IT'S 🤬 DIAMOND!
5. Superman/Batman Apocalypse - If only for the overprotective, incestuous Clark Kent. It was a little creepy having him lead his cousin around as if she were his girlfriend. Especially, since it was quite apparent she was a lesbian...and WTF did Batman do?
6. Battle: Los Angelas (new one) - yeah, I could only watch a couple minutes of this movie before I realized how bad it was and that I did not want to finish it.
7. Avatar - I knew this movie was going to suck when Sigourney Weaver popped up from a stasis tube. Also, Mr. Cameron, no one wants to see Sigourney Weaver nude. Avatar is essentially a live action, outer-space version of Fern Gully...only Fern Gully was good.
8. Ghosts of Mars - This movie starred Jason Statham and Ice Cube...has ANYTHING Ice Cube has been in turned out to be good? I mean...XXX 2 was crap...and that's the only other movie I remember seeing with him in it. He's not a good actor...why do people keep hiring him? He's not Ice T, he's Ice Cube. I know it's confusing, Hollywood, but...anyway, this movie was awful. I don't really remember why it sucked, I just remember it was so bad, I ended up using the DVD as a coaster so no one else would have to endure the torture of watching it...and I had the case and everything. I could've returned it, but it was just too horrible. It was also released on the heels of other Mars movies like Red Planet...I believe Ghost of Mars effectively killed the Mars genre for a while.
9. Crank - I like a lot of Jason Statham's movies...this pile of vomit, wasn't one of them. It was rather a pointless movie and not a very good plot of a full length movie. It wouldn't been a great Xbox Live game where the goal would simply to keep your heart rate up as long as possible...or a mini-game or something, but for a movie...it was rather....not good.
10. Fast Five - Okay...I just wish I could say we were done with this crappy movie series, but we're not. These movies were cool when games like Underground were out promoting street racing, but, now that the scene's got back to the track, there's just no direction for these movies and they're getting worse. Someone beat up the producer already.
Honorable Mention: Red Line - Hey, everyone remembers this crap-fest right? This films claim to fame was Eddie Griffin crashing the producers lovely Ferrari Enzo into a Jersey Barrier during a pre-production party where he let the actors drive his very expensive cars. Yeah, you know a movie sucks when the producer is dumb enough to entrust the actors with his $1million car. This movie also saw the destruction of a Diablo, a Porsche Carrera, a Mercedes SLR and several other expensive cars...and the acting and plot were awful.
Last edited: