Chapter 8 - Trials and Tribulations
Date: Unknown, but most likely in 2011
Location: Unknown
The lightbulb flickered in the dark, damp storage room. Lying on the ground were Gazza, Wazza and Dazza. Their faces were caked in their own blood. Their breathing was laboured.
Then, a gun is cocked. Standing above them are two men, one of average build and the other was a tank on legs. But it was the average-sized man who attracted the most attention, as his left eye glowed a bright red.
"We...are...sor-"
The tank kicked Gazza in the stomach.
"Listen, you council house vermin. If you were truly sorry, then you would have killed yourselves, and not waited for my good friend Mikhail here to do it instead."
Mikhail, the tank, towered above the three, and above his companion.
"What should I do, Mr. Wat-"
Mikhail's companion shushed him. He had slicked, dark hair, slightly tanned skin and the most defining feature was the array of scars criss-crossing the area around his left eye. Instead of a normal human eye, there was an artificial one which did the job just as well. The skin around his left eye was a different tone than the rest of his face, as it was a skin graft.
"You three 🤬 are a long, long way from home. And you will never, ever return there. Mikhail, finish them off."
Mikhail cracked his knuckles.
"With pleasure."
Date: July 1st, 2011
Location: Trial Mountain Circuit
After doing the course dozens of times over, we had a rough idea of where the optimum line was. I leaned my head over and back to awaken my muscles after last night.
"You're late, Miyu," said Junichi as he gulped down a Starbucks latte.
"I can explain, Jun-san."
"Yeah, we got held up by two anime geeks at the hotel who begged us to say 'SUPER KAWAI!' in the cutest voice possible," answered Akiko.
"How cute?"
"Like this," I said as I pointed at Akiko.
"SUPER KAWAI!!!"
Kamui and Toshiya soon returned.
"So, Miyu-chan," asked Kamui,
"how do you like Toshiya's Civic?"
"It brings back bad memories..."
"Hey, I had no idea Scar Suzuki existed until you stumbled upon his little turf war for Route 7. I don't understand that, he could've just as easily went for the Wangan."
"Actually, what I've heard was that the Type R Titans got bored of kanjo racing between Civics and started to take on the bigger fish."
Then, a Nissan Primera arrived. I heard a turbo hiss.
"Who could that be..."
Two men stepped out. One was wearing an expensive-looking silk shirt with linen pants, the other was wearing jeans and a leather jacket.
"Chun Mei."
"Good evening, losers!"
"It's only 1pm."
"What the hell is Mr. Chau from The Hangover doing here?"
"You very much like to lose, yes?" he asked as he pointed at Toshiya.
"Are you...talking to me?"
"Yes, you not know? Before your red hair friend go to race boss, she must have team to take on boss team!"
"Dude...anyone speak broken English?"
"He's saying that we, as a team, must take on the team of this 'Terminator-Eye' guy."
"And what's your role in the team?"
"I Front Wheel Drive Lieutenant! This my car, Nissan Primera!"
The man in the leather jacket spoke up. He, like Chun Mei, was Chinese.
"Who is your team's FWD ace?"
Toshiya put his hand up.
"That would be me."
"You start at the back, then."
The man walked off as Chun Mei put on his helmet.
"Surely that shirt isn't fireproof?" remarked Junichi snidely.
"Right, Toshiya-san, how well do you this course?"
"I've done about 30 laps. I think I know the key to a good lap."
"Sorry that we couldn't hook up a camera, but unfortunately I'm no computer whiz."
"Don't worry, I've got a radio, and you have too, so I'll describe what's going on."
Chun Mei managed to dial his radio to communicate with me.
"Here are ground rule. Who finish higher, get $75,000. Who finish lower, lose $75,000. Clear?"
"Yes."
"Damn, that's around 7 million yen! That's half of my contract fee!"
As the horn reverberated throughout Trial Mountain, Toshiya gunned it.
Maybe there's a bit of a rut on the inside of the kerb, so I should try the "gutterhook" technique.
I just love the brief weightlessness over that crest.
"DON'T SCRATCH THE PAINT!" squealed the Eclipse's driver.
"PLEASE LEAVE MY PRECIOUS PAINT ALONE!"
"That guy in the Eclipse should have bought an Evo."
"Too true, now watch out for the Hyundai up ahead."
"I see the Hyundai."
"What do you think of it?"
"It's kinda like a Korean Integra. That is, one of the lower grade Integras, not a Type R.
"Alright, now for a bit of stalking!"
"Huh?"
"Meh, I use that word instead of 'tailgating'."
"I'm past him now, the marshals haven OK'd my move!"
"Why did they need to OK it?"
"I used that inside bit leading into the last tunnel."
"That Prelude is like a fat Integra."
"Do you like Preludes?"
"Meh, they're the most powerful out of all FWD Hondas, but that's not much."
"Toshiya, this radar says you're right on top of an FTO and a Mazda Familia!"
"Yeah, just wait and see!"
Meanwhile, it was getting tough at the top...
"Come on VTEC, kick in already!" roared the EG6's driver above the auto-tuned voice of T-Pain blasting from his speakers.
"You no match for Primera super boost control!"
"Crap, I think Chun Mei's taken the lead! That's another car to pass!"
"Have you passed the FTO and the Familia?"
"Yeah, I think I'm 8th now."
"Eat exhaust, motherflipper!"
"But my VTEC ain't kicked in, yo!"
Chun Mei's Primera shrank in the distance.
"I go party like Charlie Sheen with your money!"
I try to block out his taunts.
Come on, Toshiya, catch up!
"Coming up on a white FTO now..."
"Ha, I just tricked him. He thought I had moved to the outside!"
I try to contain the glee that's growing within me.
"I see an EP3!"
"Who tuned your car, by the way?"
"Can't remember, but I think I saw a blue FD2 Civic at their garage when I was collecting it...was it RK-"
Then, the radio cut out for a second before he could finish the name of the tuning company.
"Really? I thought it would have been Spoon..."
"Why, it has a carbon bonnet?"
"Yeah, and the spoiler seems like it comes from the Spoon EK9."
Suddenly, Junichi, Kamui and Akiko rushed to the pit wall.
"Guys?"
"COME QUICK, MIYU!"
"Don't worry, she does that."
There was a cloud of smoke.
Please, don't crash!
Phew!
"It's OK, it's not Aki-chan's new car..."
"New car?"
"Oh, you'll see soon."
Toshiya drove furiously to catch up with the EP3.
"Oh hi, did you miss me?"
"OK, there's a 2002 Accord in front!"
"Come on...come on..."
"The outside?" pondered the Accord's driver.
"What are you planning..."
"The inside isn't always the proper racing line!"
"Whoa, Toshiya! I've got to call those RK-whatever guys!"
Meanwhile, a 207 was stalking the EG6 kid from earlier.
"Where are you, VTEC?"
"Mon dieu, you are tré slow!"
"Sacre bleu! That Civic came from nowhere!"
"Why is his VTEC working better?"
"THAT EXHAUST..."
"You catch up already?"
"Toshiya-san, you're almost flipping the car there!"
The tyres squealed as the right wheels came back to terra firma.
"Come on, you can't hold me back forever!"
"Whoa, Toshiya-san, where are you finding this from? Have you drank some tiger blood?"
Chun Mei was able to brake later, but Toshiya was not being put off.
"You madman! You very crazy!"
"He has to be using some sort of boost system to accelerate out of the turns..."
"Gah! I'm focusing too much on the rear!"
"That car...that turbo system...what the hell is it?"
"Toshiya-san, relax, you'll drive better if you're calm."
"Yes, I'm leading!"
"WHAT THE 🤬?!"
"TIME FOR MY BOOST!"
"What's happening?"
"He's using some weird boost system, maybe nitrous!"
Hang on...I've an idea...
That's it...you just stay there, Chun Mei...you have no idea what I'll unleash.
"IS HE GO AROUND OUTSIDE?!" yelled Chun Mei loudly.
"I CAN NOT USE BOOST, I STILL STEERING!"
"I'll enjoy your money, Chun Mei!"
Toshiya threw the car across the last corner one last time.
The tyres squealed again as they crashed back to Earth.
We jumped for joy as Toshiya crossed the line. Akiko hugged me tightly.
"Uh...can you save this for later, Aki-chan?"
"*giggles* Sorry, Miyu..."
Chun left shortly after throwing his cash at Toshiya. Toshiya was completely overwhelmed by the sudden influx of cash. As we got around to organising it in neat piles, we found a note. It read:
"Your next challenge is at Laguna Seca on July 5th. Bring a high-powered RWD car."
"Aki-chan?"
"Yes?"
"What is your new car?"
"Wait and see, Miyu..."