Kim Jong Il is dead

[prisonermonkeys]

That would be so much funnier if it was actually your own joke.

 

[Peter.]

Now where did I steal that from?

 

[RocZX]

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[Grayfox]

Corporal Randel Oland was spotted at Kim Jong Il’s funeral.

235cm is large.

 

[nk4e]

North Korean reports: If a citizen didn't cry or attend the Great Leader's funeral, they will get some time in a labor camp

 

[Omnis]

Pretty sure they are crying because they ran out of Choco Pie.

 

[Bobert power]

^ +1. Or Mr. Terrorist of Team America has brainwashed them before he ate all the choco pie. (Which Resulted into heart attack)

 

[Danny]

...and now Kim Jong-Un has gone too.

Edit: Probable hoax.

 

[Liquid]

Wat.

I want more updates/confirmation before I believe this.

 

[CodeRedR51]

Oh snap.

 

[Dennisch]

OOOOH family assassination. Kim Jong Deux will be the new leader!

 

[Liquid]

OOOOH family assassination. Kim Jong Deux will be the new leader!

Kim Jong-bloody military coup communist junta Mk. IV is arriving, by the look of things.

 

[Dennisch]

I've been zapping away at my TV, but none of the newschannels show anything about it.

 

[Liquid]

Edit: Probable hoax.

We all got excited for a few moments.

Confirmation either way please.

 

[CodeRedR51]

I just Google'd it. Everyone's not sure yet...

 

[Encyclopedia]

Nothing on BBC's site yet.

 

[Dennisch]

Aaaw, we have been punk'd.

 

[CodeRedR51]

I would think they are being smart and waiting for confirmation like us.

 

[Liquid]

NK to release a press release, according to BBC Twitter.

Could go either way.

 

[NINE_HUNDRED]

Rumours of China moving in to secure nuclear weapons.

 

[Sphinx]

...and now Kim Jong-Un has gone too.

Edit: Probable hoax.

"Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!"

 

[CodeRedR51]

Doesn't look true.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/10/world/asia/north-korea-leader-rumors/

 

[Dennisch]

"Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!"

The hoax is now spreading across the news sites.

But they are not sure where he has been shot, One says at the embassy in Beijing, the other say at his house.

 

[Liquid]

Those Chinese Twitter users sure know how to create lulz.

 

[Sphinx]

Good hoax.