A letter to our North American friends, from the OAS:
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Dear USA,
We, the Organization of American States, follow with concern the problems with your elections. The reported cases of de-registrations, voter suppression, attempts to sabotage the US Postal Services, and the judicialization of mail-in and absentee ballots could never be happening in the view of our Organization. All of this is clearly convenient to the Red Mirage Strategy planned by Il Douche to overthrown your rules and fraud the election of Joe Biden, even with Mr. Biden having more than 2.6 million votes over The Apprentice guy at the moment a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶l̶e̶s̶s̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶r̶e̶a̶u̶c̶r̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶r̶p̶o̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶p̶a̶i̶g̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶o̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶H̶i̶l̶l̶a̶r̶y̶, ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶d̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶a̶t̶a̶s̶t̶r̶o̶p̶h̶i̶c̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶m̶a̶n̶a̶g̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶d̶e̶m̶i̶c̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶G̶u̶y̶. We have always aligned with democratic principles and rightfully elected leaders, and never supported illiberal rulers aligned with Washington south of the Tropic of Cancer, so now it wouldn't be the case for it up north.
Therefore, to assist the transition government after the fraudulent attempt to de-legitimize the election results in Nevada, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Georgia i̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶B̶l̶u̶e̶ we declare our full support for our self-declared President, Ms. Nancy Pelosi.
She will lead your country into returning to Democracy with the support of the Military Junta led by General Mark Milley, and we will work with them towards a path for peace and prosperity, like we always pretend in our letters, like in Bolivia and Venezuela.
And to end this letter, our vice secretary, with a thick accent, declares: "We are your amigos, American People".
Sincerely,
Luis Almagro
Secretary General of the Organization of American States
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