HAHAHA thanks for the giggle, EA

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So EA just spammed me with an E-mail stating "Welcome to Shift 2, the most realistic racer ever" - man I nearly soiled myself! My housemate rented it this week and that statement is just shocking! Shouldn't the ASA be crawling up them for this?
 
It's no different than GT5 being labled the real race simulator or driving simulator but there is no modification for upgrading breaks hahahahahahahahah see I got just as much a laugh.
 
I'd come up with something witty but need to get back to my 2400 hr endurance race in GT5 which I'm doing in one sitting, just like the REAL PRO RACES IN REAL LIFE.
 
2400 hours is awfully long...

Shift 2 is a more realistic RACER than GT5 will ever be.

Drivinng on the other hand..
 
Jeez, SHIFT fans seem to be easy to rile up. :lol: The funniest thing is you compare SHIFT2 to GT5...where at any point does he compare the 2?
 
Jeez, SHIFT fans seem to be easy to rile up. :lol: The funniest thing is you compare SHIFT2 to GT5...where at any point does he compare the 2?

Ya think so? Post how unrealistic GT5 is on the fourm, and watch the Sheep's freak out like you punched their grandma in the face. Then they start on Forza, then Shift, then everything else.

Most people that do come to bash S2 are GT5 fans....so its assumed. They pick it up, play it for 5 mins, realize it takes more than upgrading the car past the comp, bumping into walls and other cars actually hurts not helps, sees that you actually have to tune a car, and give up and call it crap.

Soo...yeah...
 
Ya think so? Post how unrealistic GT5 is on the fourm, and watch the Sheep's freak out like you punched their grandma in the face. Then they start on Forza, then Shift, then everything else.

Most people that do come to bash S2 are GT5 fans....so its assumed. They pick it up, play it for 5 mins, realize it takes more than upgrading the car past the comp, bumping into walls and other cars actually hurts not helps, sees that you actually have to tune a car, and give up and call it crap.

Soo...yeah...

I know but presumption is a bad thing. I love GT5 but I've also done most of the events in SHIFT2. 👍 Just because other people do things doesn't mean you have to follow suite. 'Sheep' eh?
 
I know but presumption is a bad thing. I love GT5 but I've also done most of the events in SHIFT2. 👍 Just because other people do things doesn't mean you have to follow suite. 'Sheep' eh?

Not following suite at all, just answering a question you asked as to why the assumption.

Last person that bashed S2 and claimed to have played it, when I friend requested them to check out autolog they didnt even have the game. Not saying you dont or anything, just pointing out how assumptions work both ways.
 
Not following suite at all, just answering a question you asked as to why the assumption.

Last person that bashed S2 and claimed to have played it, when I friend requested them to check out autolog they didnt even have the game. Not saying you dont or anything, just pointing out how assumptions work both ways.

I didn't bash S2 though:boggled: I actually quite like it. :D Just wouldn't consider myself a fan as I only play it casually since I got it, few events every so often,
 
I didn't bash S2 though:boggled: I actually quite like it. :D Just wouldn't consider myself a fan as I only play it casually since I got it, few events every so often,

Bah...I know you didnt bashed S2. I was talking about assumptions. And you dont have to play it everyday to be a fan! :)
 
So EA just spammed me with an E-mail stating "Welcome to Shift 2, the most realistic racer ever" - man I nearly soiled myself! My housemate rented it this week and that statement is just shocking! Shouldn't the ASA be crawling up them for this?

There's a fine difference between a realistic RACER and a realistic SIMULATOR. ;)
 
I'd come up with something witty but need to get back to my 2400 hr endurance race in GT5 which I'm doing in one sitting, just like the REAL PRO RACES IN REAL LIFE.

WOW 2400 hr endurance - thats like 100 days in a row... never heard of such an event IRL (or GT5) for that matter

What is the point of this thread... thats what I would really like to know...

PS: I think my sarcasm metter is not working very well

I love GT5 it has the best snare drum sound when you hit a wall that Ive listened to in a long time (since my Iron Maiden times)
 
Actually my post wasnt to compare gt5 to shift 2. The statment was to reflect that there are no perfect racing sims and as this is a forum on GT planet it is easiest to pick that game to make my point. I should have stated that but I assumed that most readers would get what i am aiming at. This guy started the post off by laughing at shift 2 when he only played it because a friend RENTED IT. So for the record i don't care which sim you play no one is absolutely perfect and most of them claim to be the most realistic as a selling point.
 
Bah...I know you didnt bashed S2. I was talking about assumptions. And you dont have to play it everyday to be a fan! :)

:D We should play online sometime!
 
So EA just spammed me with an E-mail stating "Welcome to Shift 2, the most realistic freezes ever" - man I nearly soiled myself! My housemate rented it this week and that statement is just shocking! Shouldn't the ASA be crawling up them for this?

Fixed, next game will be: "Shift 3 Ice Age, Consoles on North Pole."
 
Most of the users on this S2U sub-forum either owns or has owned GT5 and visit the GT5 forums. How often have you seen someone posting pro-S2U comments or comparisons on the GT5 forums? Why do the GT5 fans need to come to this forum to hail the superiority of GT5 on the S2U forums... just curious.
I read the GT5 forums occasionally but would never post an S2U related comment as I would only evoke resentment and rile the natives. We all have our preferences and I don't need to push my opinion onto the GT5 fans on their forum. My $.02
 
GT5 User playing S2:

wow, car list is so small. cockpit view, why? give me the bumper cam. I'm fastest with that.

Race starts, starts in 4th. Passes car, 2nd place here I come. WTF, he's pulling away. I'll break late next corner. WTF, he repassed me. Time to get serious, next corner breaks deep, contacts AI. WTF, I'm flipping. Last place. WOW THIS SUCKS, the sand pits are BS.

Screw it, lets do time trial on Nurburgring...WTF, where's all the graffiti?!? WOW, look at those trees terrible. Well, I'll go for a sub 6 minute time. Rides curbs, oversteers into wall and flips. WOW, these physics are terrible. Now that I notice the cars look awful, damage isn't even that great either. Game sux.

inserts GT5, online race...TC ON, SC ON, SuperSoft Tires, sets cars limits to own car. Ok, noobs lets race. Loses, kicks winner.
 
GT5 User playing S2:

wow, car list is so small. cockpit view, why? give me the bumper cam. I'm fastest with that.

Race starts, starts in 4th. Passes car, 2nd place here I come. WTF, he's pulling away. I'll break late next corner. WTF, he repassed me. Time to get serious, next corner breaks deep, contacts AI. WTF, I'm flipping. Last place. WOW THIS SUCKS, the sand pits are BS.

Screw it, lets do time trial on Nurburgring...WTF, where's all the graffiti?!? WOW, look at those trees terrible. Well, I'll go for a sub 6 minute time. Rides curbs, oversteers into wall and flips. WOW, these physics are terrible. Now that I notice the cars look awful, damage isn't even that great either. Game sux.

inserts GT5, online race...TC ON, SC ON, SuperSoft Tires, sets cars limits to own car. Ok, noobs lets race. Loses, kicks winner.
You win Internets for today
 
GT5 User playing S2:

wow, car list is so small. cockpit view, why? give me the bumper cam. I'm fastest with that.

Race starts, starts in 4th. Passes car, 2nd place here I come. WTF, he's pulling away. I'll break late next corner. WTF, he repassed me. Time to get serious, next corner breaks deep, contacts AI. WTF, I'm flipping. Last place. WOW THIS SUCKS, the sand pits are BS.

Screw it, lets do time trial on Nurburgring...WTF, where's all the graffiti?!? WOW, look at those trees terrible. Well, I'll go for a sub 6 minute time. Rides curbs, oversteers into wall and flips. WOW, these physics are terrible. Now that I notice the cars look awful, damage isn't even that great either. Game sux.

inserts GT5, online race...TC ON, SC ON, SuperSoft Tires, sets cars limits to own car. Ok, noobs lets race. Loses, kicks winner.
Haha great one :lol: GT5 The Real Online Morons Simulator.
 
Yeah I guess I'm one of those that can appreciate both games....I love Shift for it being a gritty unwashed racing game and all its little foibles. I love how the AI actually makes you work for a win, contact can literally end your race and you get a real sense of accomplishment when you win a tough race, however the physics (that damn floatyness) are a bit of a letdown for me and its the one thing I'd take from GT5 and put into Shift 2.

I love GT5 for its gameplay and its greater car selection but honestly, if Shift 2 had the GT5 physics, endurance races and some other cars from GT5 I'd play that and never look back. Guess I'm not a diehard GT5 lemming....
 
Both GT5 and S2U have their pros and cons... the biggest pro for me being that offline play on Shift2 is superb even though I havent had time to play PS3 or S2U over the last month or two... And GT5 is just sublime when played online with a good group of like minded racers... So S2U for offline and GT5 for online :D Just for info I play both games with no assists... Not even ABS in GT5. ;)👍
 
The OP is getting wet right now over these replies, i was tempted to not give him the satisfaction, but hell, if thats how he needs to get his grove on then fair play. If it stops him going onto the streets and flashing at females then its all good.

Problem here is that the statement "most realistic racer" is actually pretty much on the money, Shift 2 provides a better more real racing experience than both FM3 and GT5. Its a fact. So quite how the OP has such little in his life to laugh at that he found this spam email so hilarious i dont know...... has this person not got the Comedy channel, has he not ever seen the Office? Jeez..... can i send you my car insurance quote i was emailed...now that will make you 'giggle'

and p.s who the hell says 'giggle'? these days?!! your a freak boy.
 
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