UB57's 5-Lapper

[CFM]

Maybe people from the UK have a hard time recognizing roman numerals


That does suck to waste your time running the wrong way. I haven't managed to do that yet...(crosses fingers)

This comp seems to be a bit unlucky...the hex that I put on all of you all is working I'm going to need some more live chickens and possibly a goat.

 

[phattboy]

It seems to me, I'm not even running races and I am moving up the leaderboard I think I like this race.

phattboy

 

[Old Geezer]

Maybe people from the UK have a hard time recognizing roman numerals

"Perhaps" when they kicked the Romans off their Beautiful Island they said,
"And take your Stupid Number System with you!!!" ...UB57

12 HOURS ​

untill​

Submission Deadline!!! ​

 

[phattboy]

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Dateline 10:00 pm MDT, June 23, 2004- Here's the story...

First lap mayhem... In a brilliant display of fortitude and will, phattboy makes 14,275,325.001 restarts against the field. In all those restarts, not one is he able to clear the "bowling alley" through the first hard left without a game of "ping pong" in which someone smacks him or he smacks them and one or the other loses. On restart xxx.002 however, phattboy is clean to the hard left. At which point, he is holding his line with the Castrol NSX cutting across abruptly as they enter the hard left at the end of the "bowling alley". In spite of phattboy being full on his brakes to avoid it, the Castrol NSX and phattboy trade paint. On exit then phattboy takes one in the butt from the Arta NSX. To himself, phattboy muses, "Screw it, relaxed rules apply... I'll take that..." and continues on (Mostly cause he'd had enough). Subsequently, he runs a fairly fast remaining 5 laps that is squeaky clean.

I'm going to submit that time and although it is likely not good enough for a podium, I'll post the replay and ya'all can decide whether under these rules it's legit. The only perfectly clean race (IE: no hits, no runs, no errors, no paint trades, etc) I was able to get I was seven seconds off the pace and something inside me (Same thing that got me here in the first place, I suppose) won't allow me to post that time.

phattboy

 

[Famine]

"And take your Stupid Number System with you!!!"

They had no zero. Damn straight they're stupid.

My best lap is still a I'XXXI.DCLIX

 

[Old Geezer]

They had no zero. Damn straight they're stupid.

My best lap is still a I'XXXI.DCLIX

Good One phamine!!! ...UB57

6 HOURS ​

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Submission Deadline!!! ​

 

[Old Geezer]

1 HOUR ​

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Submission Deadline!!! ​

Current Entrants yet to Submit a Time:

Fogelhund
jpmontoya
NoQuarter
Ryen49

 

[Carl.]

Sorry, I won't be able to submit an entry... as I said, I'll still try it later once I had the time to win the car, it looks like a very intersting race.

 

[eggmann]

Small improvement sent.

 

[eggmann]

Bob, the PM was waiting for me to click "OK" about the Read receipt... You should have it now.

 

[Old Geezer]

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