Mean Girls: Holy...Crap...if you go into my room right now, you will see a dartboard with Lidnsay Lohan and Hilary Duff right in the bullseye, and this is the reason why. I hate these kind of girls in real life, hate them, therefore, I have absolutely no reason to like a movie portraying them. Some people have told me that Tina Fey from snl wrote the script, and that just made me want to kill Lohan even more. I would rather shove my hands under a hot iron than several times than see this piece of crap. Unless the dvd came out with a feature that let me hit Lohan with a stick over and over again. Man, that would rule
Saw: I had high expectations for this before i went to see it. Why? Cause I'm a friggin idiot. The only good thing this movie had to offer was...no wait, my bad, everything about it sucked. Who would ever think a movie with a fat guy getting cut up with barbed wire would suck? And wow, the killer was a cancer paitient. You know, its a funny thing about a man with a terminal disease, and that thing is that the person is going to DIE. Therefore, how can you tell me that a man who is bedridden can have the time to elaboratly plan out people's deaths? oh btw, if any of you complain that i spoiled the movie for you, all i can say is "wow, you actually planned on seeing this, wow."
League of Extrodenary Gentleman: me and ebo#1 walked out of this within 5 mins. Heres my summation of what i saw: Sean connery stands around being stupid, talks to some random guy about NOTHING. Cue random bullets for NO REASON. And as soon as Dr. Jekyll came out as the hulk, and Capt Nemo wasnt the badass pirate i was expecting, i walked out, no wait, i ran out, and dropkicked the director as i left the theater, cause I'm cool.
Chicago: why not just wear a shirt saying " I'M GAY!!!" into the theater. Seriously. Some people say they went to see it just to make out with their girlfriends, i say its not worth it, it just isnt worth it. What is it about crappy theaters that inspire making out anyway, is it the smell of horrible popcorn and B.O. Or are they doing it just to spite me. And dont give me that "well its a dark and quiet place" BS. Turn off the lights in your house and get the hell away from me.
SWAT: this movie wouldnt have been so bad if they came out at the begining and said "this movie is Dr. Peppers *****, enjoy" and actually included some blood. There was an actual line saying just how much the love mcdonalds and dr pepper. At this point, i think it would have been more appropriate to show the mcdonalds M and a Giant Dr Pepper can screwing the universal globe in the south pole. It would have conveyed the same message, it just woulda been funny. ANd how can you not show the blood after you blow someones head off? that should be in the geneva code or something.
Also, anything with Jude Law, Hilary Duff, and 100000 others morons.
And now, the list of the top 5 movies which kick your ass:
1. Clerks
2. The boondock saints
3. South park, bigger, longer, and uncut
4. Dawn of the dead (resident evil, apocolpsye ruled too)
5. Army of darkness.
