UKGTP9 - The Nono

[Sureboss]

Failure means one thing.

 

[Mark T]

Failure means one thing.

He gets a free hat thrown to him?

 

[Diego440]

And if you see anyone looking like paedobear, don't worry, that's just Diego.

Roar!

 

[Sureboss]

I've updated my first post with some known and some possibles, any more updates would be great, If I've forgotten you then sorry.

I asked about the English exam dates, not known yet, they aren't going to set it on a Bank Holiday or weekend so I'll be fine. Looking forward to it, I'll be based at the same place too. Something I regretted at 7 and 8 due to not being able to socialise.

 

[Smallhorses]

For anyone who wants to do car-testing...

You could just browse the SFGTP1 & SFGTP2 results threads and steal a couple of handicaps, and a good few pick'n'mixes from there! 💡

Gentlemen's Agreement cars & JGTC500 selection races were thoroughly awesome!

You can put me down as a very, very flakey maybe to attend this LAN. It's totally reliant on finding a training class in M'cr that surrounds the LAN dates. Oh, and our company releasing some sort of new Mass Spectrometer that I actually need to be trained on!

 

[Alex.]

Ok, If i can justify going, considering FINAL exams and leaving the nest to stay in newark in a b&b with my mate for a weekend, I may be able to come.

 

[Speedster502]

Ok, If i can justify going, considering FINAL exams and leaving the nest to stay in newark in a b&b with my mate for a weekend, I may be able to come.

OT : Just out of intrest are you Year 10 or Year 11 at school?

 

[EXelero]

Cass, i'm pretty sure you've never been the oldest at any of the LAN meetings so far. Unless you are talking about mental age, in which case you are probably right.

Kill two birds with one stone and have a caravanning holiday in Newark. They like caravans in Newark

🤬 * searches for the slap smiley

you can put me down as a very, very flakey maybe to attend this LAN.

and Mrs Smallhorse too.....?

In other news, Spec... and i have been doing some car testing and we have some suggestions/challenges(!). firstly the fiat 500r round the Nurb then Beetles round ice arena. also the Spoon Fit/Jazz was all fun!!

update from Spec's pm is that room prices have altered...
single £35 per night
twin £50 "
family £70 "
just a £5 increase per bed.

still not bad although different to previously quoted.

Spec.... will pm all again in the near future after the new thread has been made.

 

[TheCracker]

🤬 * searches for the slap smiley

My first comment was a compliment wasn't it!?

 

[Sureboss]

500r around the Nurb? Why not cycle around it?

 

[daan]

🤬 * searches for the slap smiley

Just give him one the next time you see him.

firstly the fiat 500r round the Nurb

Yay!

then Beetles round ice arena.

That's a rally track and can only take 2 cars at a time, so that's out.

 

[Venari]

Re the 500r's... we could use Jan's suggestion and have three teams of two per race (1x 500R, 1x Pagani Zonda), and do some 'bump drafting'...

 

[Alex.]

OT : Just out of intrest are you Year 10 or Year 11 at school?

I am in year 11, as is Only_In_F1 who should be accompanying me.

 

[TheCracker]

I am in year 11, as is Only_In_F1 who should be accompanying me.

Sorry, in bad taste i know, i just couldn't resist.

 

[Alex.]

I might just avatar that actually

 

[Speedster502]

Well, I'm afraid I'm out Parents have said that we are caravanning down in Kent that weekend, so there is no possibilty of even being able to turn up. Its not something I can get out of either as we are going to see some relatives. Sorry guys.

 

[Touring Mars]

*puts away bag of sweeties*

 

[TheCracker]

*cancels unmarked Transit Van hire*

 

[Diego440]

*asks for a money back on the 12" dildo and the pom-pom handcuffs*

 

[Mark T]

May and June are looking terrible for me at the moment. I have to go to Marbella & Dubai in May for work contracts. Unfortunately I think I'm going to be missing out on the Dutch lan aswell, unless I can get a flight directly from Marbella to Amsterdam. Nothing is confirmed yet so there is still hope, I really don't want to miss out.

 

[Touring Mars]

*asks for a money back on the 12" dildo*

Good luck with that... all I can say is that it had better be still in its original wrapper

I really don't want to miss out.

Ditto. I'm hoping that I'll be able to come along for atleast a day or two, if not the whole weekend. The timing isn't great, as it happens to be the exact weekend my sister is due to have her baby, so it might be a little inconsiderate of me to bugger off to play computer games in a hotel with a fake staircase...

 

[Mark T]

The nonce... I'm definitley not coming.

 

[Diego440]

Good luck with that... all I can say is that it had better be still in its original wrapper

So long as they don't give me a check... I bought it at this specialty store mentioned in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.

 

[Sureboss]

Lock, Stock & One Smoking Barrel?

The first post has a special section for those under the thumb.

 

[TheCracker]

The first post has a special section for those under the thumb.

Yeah, cheers Nigel 👍

 

[Sureboss]

Sorry...

 

[Venari]

Cobblers.

I've just got this joke. It's taken me almost exactly three weeks.

What's Newark known for? Apart from, perhaps, being Nottingham's b*tch...

(This comment is supposed to be funny. I'm sure Newark is a very nice place.)

 

[Sureboss]

Newark originally grew around Newark Castle - now ruined

Bloomin' pikies!

 

[Famine]

I think Newark's two biggest claims to fame are:

1. It's an anagram of "wanker".
2. The largest non-commercial LAN event in the western hemisphere.

 

[daan]

Don't forget the diswbled sign.